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"Snow" 11:02pm Tuesday 27th Feb

joined: 6th Mar 10
last here: 11:42pm Yesterday
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No joke this snow.

Snow Plough

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm.
She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plough to come and follow it."
Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plough came, and she started to follow it.
She followed the plough for about forty-five minutes.
Finally the driver of the plough got out and asked her what she was doing.
And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plough.
The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Asda car park, do you want to follow me to Tesco now?"



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"Snow humour" 8:28am Sunday 4th Mar

joined: 6th Mar 10
last here: 11:42pm Yesterday
posts: 5621

Q.What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?

Q'What's an ig?
A' snow house without a loo!

Q: Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
A: Because he thought his wife was a flake

Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.

Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
A: Icebergers !

Q: If the sun shines while it's snowing, what should you look for?
A: Snowbows.

Q: If you live in an igloo made of snow, what's the worst thing about global warming?
A: No privacy!

Q: What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A: A receding hare line.

Q: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
A: Owlgebra.


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