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"Why I Like Retirement " 8:00pm Thursday 3rd Aug


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Why I Like Retirement !

>  Question: How many days in a week? 
>  Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday 

>  Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? 
>  Answer: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch. 
>
>  Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb? 

>  Answer:
> Only one, but it might take all day

>               
> Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees? 
>  Answer: There is not enough time to get everything don

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>  Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? 
>  Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount. 
>               
> Question: Among retirees, what is considered formal attire? 
>  Answer: Tied shoes. 

>  Question: Why do retirees count pennies? 
>  Answer: They are the only ones who have the time. 
>               
> Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? 
>  Answer: NUTS!            
>
>  Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? 
>  Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there. 

>  Question: What do retirees call a long lunch? 
>  Answer: Normal . 
>                           
> Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
>               
> Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.           
>
>  Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
>  Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents. 
>               
> Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
>  Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.           
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>  And, my very favorite....
>  QUESTION: What do you do all week? 
>  Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING.  Saturday & Sunday, I rest. 



Tony




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